love and marriage
I’m getting married on june 8 of this year. when i tell people it’s weird. it’s weird because they seem to react with so much of their view of life mixed in with their answer. Like this dude named Haran. He’s always trying to “score” with chicks. The only problem is that he lives in the u.s. and is a practicing Sic. He has the whole beard and head wrap thing going on. I guess that Sic is about as desirable to college women as is Clint Howard, cause Haran is never with any girls. The point is that Haran wants to be a womanizer, and marriage is so far from his view of the world, that he can’t possibly imagine it in mine.

“There’s so many hot girls, man! Why would you want to live with only one cereal for the rest of your life when you could have a variety pack, man?!?!”

Well Haran, the problem is that cute little metaphors only work for one part of the picture. You gotsta own the cereal before you can really aprreciate it’s taste; otherwise, it’s just plain stolen. Well, you don’t really “own” your wife. But oh well, I tried to counter-metaphor at least.

I had something nice to say…
I thought of something nice that I could post. But I forgot what it was now. I hate that, you know, when you can’t think of something ordinary, like a normal word. And you have, in your mind, an impression of what that thing is, but you just can’t quite grasp it. It’s an irritating feeling sorta like an itch you try to scratch that’s on your foot but you can’t satisfy the itch because your shoe is blocking you from scratching it. And you can almost taste the word, but not quite. Like just the other day I couldn’t remember the word “keyboard”.

person: “hey jayson, can i use your computer.”
jayson: “why sure, person, hang on though I have to plug in my……umm…..crap….”
person: “what?”
jayson: “um…i can’t remember the word…hang on….for the…um…thing.”
person: “ha ha.”
jayson: “what’s the word for the thing that you type on?”
person: “a computer?”
jayson: “NO!”
person “what?!?”
jayson: “it’s broken you can’t use it. my computer doesn’t work.”
person: “oh.”

Well, that’s like right now. I can’t remember what I wanted to say on here, but I know it was something good.

wooooo!! over 1,000 views.
I figure that over 1,000 different views is prety darn good. As far as I’m concerned that means that I’ve tricked at least 1,000 different computers into downloading pictures of me and things that I’ve made. I mean seriously, I tried to hand out something free once (a piece of trash), and I didn’t have even close to one thousand takers.