I’ve won 2 halloween costume contests. Okay, so I only won one of them, I lied. But I was runner up once and honerable mention once as well. I should have won all three times, and it sounds better to say I’ve won three of them.
Now that Halloween is almost at eve, I thought I’d revisit what I consider to be my greatest design ever, from two Halloweens ago.
This year the focus will be less on costume, more on SPRAYING TEENAGERS WITH A GARDEN HOSE.
Truly truly wonderful. You are a great role model for that wonderful child.