love and marriage
I’m getting married on june 8 of this year. when i tell people it’s weird. it’s weird because they seem to react with so much of their view of life mixed in with their answer. Like this dude named Haran. He’s always trying to “score” with chicks. The only problem is that he lives in the u.s. and is a practicing Sic. He has the whole beard and head wrap thing going on. I guess that Sic is about as desirable to college women as is Clint Howard, cause Haran is never with any girls. The point is that Haran wants to be a womanizer, and marriage is so far from his view of the world, that he can’t possibly imagine it in mine.
“There’s so many hot girls, man! Why would you want to live with only one cereal for the rest of your life when you could have a variety pack, man?!?!”
Well Haran, the problem is that cute little metaphors only work for one part of the picture. You gotsta own the cereal before you can really aprreciate it’s taste; otherwise, it’s just plain stolen. Well, you don’t really “own” your wife. But oh well, I tried to counter-metaphor at least.
